JOKE OF THE DAY

Two brothers who were eight and ten years old, were always getting into trouble and their parents knew if any kind of mischief happened in their town their sons were probably involved.
When the boys’ mother hear that a monsignor in town was good at disciplining unruly children, she asked him to speak to her two sons.  The monsignor agreed to talk to them, so the mother sent her eight year old son in first to talk to him.
The monsignor was a giant of a man with a loud voice.  He sat the youngest boy down and asked him sternly, “Where is God?”
The boy’s mouth dropped open, but he didn’t say a word.  He just sat there with his mouth open and big wide eyes.  So the monsignor asked him again, a little stronger this time, “Where is God?”  There was no response from the boy.
The monsignor was not happy with him and his voice became a lot louder.  He shook his finger in the boy’s face and yelled, “Where’s God?”
The little boy screamed and ran out the door, straight to his home and dove in his closet, slamming the door behind him.
His older brother heard him so he went to his room and asked, “what happened?”
The younger brother, still struggling to catch his breath said, “we are in BIG trouble this time.  God is missing – and they think WE did it!”